e’rybody’s all like “fandom’s where i found community and understanding and happiness’
and i’m in the corner like “fandom’s where i found my high blood pressure and an insatiable urge for murder”
NO YOU CANT DO THAT GET OUT
This is fucking disgusting holy shit also it looks like she did that on purpose what the fuck
Everyone has a shirt that we like wearing too much
his shirt 😍
Shut the fuck up
if you didn’t tear up here you’re lying
In 1983 a man was tested to see if he could sense god if all his senses were taken away. Every sense nerve in his brain was disconnected. He could not feel, hear, see or smell. He began reporting he could hear the voices of the dead and gave precise details that he could have not known. He then said he could see them and began clawing at his eyes, it turned to screaming and biting chunks of his flesh off. His last words were “I have spoken with God, and he has abandoned us” and died.
this is terrifying
you cant spell dad without a
without a what
without a what
beginning of joke
i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me
Well, I guess you’re missing the
I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.
Can we always call it that oh my god
i was trying to write “i am dead inside” and i accidently typed “i am dean inside” but then i realised they basically mean the same thing
You go to your room
have you ever heard of being asexual friend get your priorities straight
If you haven’t watched Shrek: The Musical yet you’re really missing out!
Being on tumblr for so long gave me this weird and awkward sense of humor that really no one gets.